Arhīvs ‘Humors’ kategorijai
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127.0.0.1
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Sisadmins@work :)
Sākums neizskatās daudzsološs, bet tālāk ir labi… YouTube saka, ka šis video ir vairāk, kā gadu vecs, un iespējams daudzi to jau ir redzējuši. Bet tomēr.
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Darbagalds :)
Ja vien bildē būtu, teiksim 14 putty instances, 4 myadmini, 5 pgadmmini, thunderbirds un vēl šis-tas – varētu teikt kārtīga sisadmiņa darbavieta
Orģināls šeit
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You Might Be An Open Source Addict
Anytime you see a penguin, it makes you think of Linux
Your computer has four times more RAM than your car has horsepower.
When you hear the term “Evil Empire”, you think, not of Ronald Reagan and the old USSR, but of Microsoft.
Before you move into a new house or apartment, the most important thing to you is the availability of cable internet or DSL.
You have a LAN in your room.
You like the sound of modems handshaks .
Pornography is not the first thing you think of when you see the letter X.
You don’t think wearing tennis shoes with a suit is strange.
You own more than 50 T-shirts, but can’t remember the last time you had to actually pay for one.
You’re probably the highest-paid but worst-dressed person in the office.
You get involved in heated conversations on newsgroups concerning things about which “normal” people have never even heard.
You’ve spent more time in front of a computer screen than a television screen.
Your PC’s monitor screen is bigger than your TV
When watching movies that show computers, you can not only tell which operating system is being used, but you also know what development tool was likely used to create the custom applications that are shown.
You know who Scott McNealy is. You know where Scott’s Valley is and you know that it wasn’t named after Scott McNealy.
You keep in touch with dozens of people on a regular basis, but have not sent a personal letter via the post office in years. -
Visi OSi sūkā :)
VMS sucks.
TOPS-10 sucks in 36 bits.
TOPS-20 sucks more.
Solaris sucks, slowly.
SunOS sucks.
MS-DOS doesn’t qualify, but sucks.
Ultrix/OSF1/Digital Unix/Whatever-it-is-this-week sucks.
DG/UX sucks.
HP/UX sucks.
Dynix sucks.
Esix sucks.
CTIX sucks.
Coherent sucks.
SCO sucks, expensively.
Xenix also doesn’t qualify, but sucks.
Unicos sucks.
MVS sucks.
VM sucks.
CMS sucks.
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Aņuks
Preses konference kosmiskajā pilsētiņā. Žurnālists:
- Sakiet, kāpēc kāds tūrists, viens no kompānijas Microsoft veidotājiem, pēdējā brīdī tomēr atteicās no lidojuma Kosmosā?
- Mēs paši to vēl neesam sapratuši. Uzzinājis, ka kosmosa kuģī dzīvības nodrošināšanas sistēma ir veidota uz Windows operētājsistēmas bāzes, viņš nobālēja un kaut kur pazuda. Starp citu, tā arī neesam viņu atraduši…
